December 2010
16 posts
feel free to come visit me in jail
after I punch the baby running around destroying Starbucks right now. hey, that’s cool, keep knocking into my chair and pull at my stuff, I clearly don’t mind. control your child or stay the fuck home. regardless of what you think, your baby is a pest. oh and kudos on having a ginger, so it’s not even cute.
a nice suckpunch to the ovaries might be the cure. looking at her last...
appropriate dinner conversation
“It’s just not fair, how the human body develops, males and females both start with the same bundle of nerves, but females only get the clit and guys get the whole penis”
“….So you want a penis?”
“I’m just saying, I could use more surface area!”
Dangerous business
using the thing you love to deal with the thing you hate.
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I'm not sure what it's like
to lose a daughter. it’s unfortunate that you’re on the verge of finding out.
wish elijah only cost 10 bucks.. →
you make love to everything you touch,
it’s a natural reaction, it’s a sexual attraction. you play me like I am made of strings, I’m a violin a melody I want your lips to sing. if you only knew, how hard it is to handle how bad I want this scandal.
whoa, I lose control, when I hera your body move in the next room.
“In The Next Room”-Neon Trees
the problem with caring
is that you don’t. at least not anymore. the funny thing is how much I used to hate how you cared, how you looked at me. seeing you now is seeing a ghost.
I'm so tired
of surviving. I’d prefer to thrive.